Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Fred's Friendly Frauleins

Fred's Friendly Frauleins
Looking for someone to help you with that 1000-piece jigsaw puzzle or play chess with you as you listen to light classical music? Or perhaps you need someone to groom your Saint Bernard. Why not give Fred's Friendly Frauleins a call? We'll send you the perfect companion for all your high-brow activities.

(Phone rings.)

Hello? Origami? No, I'm afraid you have the wrong number. You want Greg's Gregarious Geishas.
  
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