Saturday, November 24, 2012

'The Rake' Oral Apparatus

'The Rake' Oral Apparatus
Do you need to floss but don't have enough time to do every tooth? Maybe you need The Rake. The Rake let's you floss all of your upper or lower teeth in one simple step. (He jams the rake into his teeth and cries out in pain. It slides into his gums, causing profuse bleeding. Through tears:) Sometimes you just need to push a little extra hard. And with all that time you'll save, you'll have something to smile about. (He forces a smile and blood escapes his mouth and runs down his chin.) The Rake oral apparatus. Available at these fine stores. Not recommended for hemophiliacs.   
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