Blindsighted Justice

(An intersection. A limousine is pulled over by a traffic cop.) Cop: You could have killed someone when you ran that red light. Chauffeur: Just following orders. Sorry. Cop: Oh yeah? (He walks over to the rear door and raps on the window. The window lowers, revealing a famous face.) Clay Concrete! I didn't know I was going to meet the most trusted person on television! Why did you let your driver run that red light? Concrete: Because red means 'go' and green means 'stop'. Cop: Oh. Well it goes against everything I've learned since childhood, but if you say so, I guess it's true. Off you go. Concrete: Keep a lookout for lawbreakers. Cop: I will. Thank you, Mister Concrete. (The limo runs the red light at the next intersection and is pulled over by a motorcycle cop.) Cop: Who's in charge of this vehicle? Chauffeur: Clay Concrete. Cop: Uh-huh. (He approaches the rear door and raps on the window. It lowers.) Concrete: Is there a problem officer? Because I'm in a hurry. Cop: You broke the law. Concrete: Don't you know who I am? Cop: Don't you know who I am? (He pulls out his .44 magnum and takes off his sunglasses.) Concrete: DAVID SOUL!
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