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On today's exciting episode of Superficialman, our hero sets his sights on shallow women. (A cafe. Superficialman sits at a table, pretending to read poetry, when he is approached by a woman.) Woman: Excuse me. SM: Yes? Woman: I don't normally do this, but can I sit with you? SM: Certainly! Woman: Thank you. (She takes a seat.) You see, I love poets. Most men just have sex on their mind. They're too predictable. But poets reach for the sublime. They're so stimulating. SM: How did you know I was a poet? Woman: Why, because you have that poetry book, silly! (They laugh.) But why are reading it upside down? SM: Uh... That's how I find good juxtapositions. Woman: Ooo! Aren't you clever! (Enter the busboy.) Busboy: (Spotting the book) Hey! I had some poems published in that! Woman: Just clear the table. Busboy: Yes, ma'am.< |
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Friday, December 7, 2012
Superficialman
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