Monday, December 17, 2012

Chester Windmill Presents

Chester Windmill Presents
Tonight we present to you our finest half hour, as we fight in the hills and fight in the beaches, and as we fight in the fields and fight in the marshes...

It is the story of a pedestrian who was caught standing out in the open as the bombs fell - as they fell on the museums and fell on the cathedrals, as they fell on the parking lots and fell on the golf courses, and as they fell on the bowling alleys and fell on the massage parlours...

And he mysteriously went missing. But the people united for the common good and set out bravely to put out the fires. From every corner they came: clergymen, electricians, deep sea divers, acrobats and animal trainers, cafeteria workers and crossing guards, firemen. And their pets, too. Every subject of The British Isles participated. Dogs, cats, and even exotic pets like monkeys, boa constrictors... and birds, yes, birds: budgies, cockateels, parrots... What's that? We're out of time?
  
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